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I Am Unique
Hi.
My name is Yi Zhe
You can also call me Desmond
I opened my eyes to see the wonders of the world on 24th April 1996.
My favourite subjects are Science and Humanities.
I am currently trying to befriend Mathematics and make it my ally to get better grades,
I LOVE SONGS but not those heavy metals.
I produced a key in GESPS to unlock my door into GESS.
I learnt more things in secondary school and produced an electronic card key to unlock the door into ??????
I like to make friends.
I love to talk to people, just don't be lame.
I have a crush on someone ... :p
Hey hey. i just turned on the computer ... yeah for 5 minutes... so decided to update so not to make it so dead lar ... anyways . GOOD LUCK FOR EXAM :p
NO PICTURES CAUSE EXAM OKAYS REVISE :p
ALL THE BEST ...
1F For The
Winner :p
Friday, September 25, 2009
8:10 PM
Nothing In Action.....
Err. Hi?o.o today was oral... RATHER fine i can say.... the reading was okay but the picture duscussion i paused a rather long time... BUt still. Anyways time files lor omg... They say was given one minute... but it felt like only 4 minutes. It like i finished le then like i look up and saw only 50 secodn sleft ... WTF ?
i bet Mr . VJ did something to that damned clock okay...
anyways , today got celebrate mooncake festival ... fun :p ( not really 0 then miss ong go through with us the rules and regualtion and he pronounce the world iPOD as i . p . o .d ... WTH
lawl anywasy exam is NEXTTTTTT WEEEEKKKK OMFGGGGG..
so u wont see me updating that blog that soon or even not update my blog until exam over kays . lets see what i got ...
The Day Australia turned orange...Javier playing phone.... oh ya i used a phone to take a picture of javier playing phone which is bryan's phone , which is also his second phone ..... LAWL :p I found two lizard eggs in my house... HUH
Totally love kenneth's phone ...
Crazy cat...
well thats all :p
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
8:42 PM
:X
Hi pee-pol . Well let me see what i have . oh BTW , oh jia yi say my blog is getting boring ... whatever... anyways ...
School was crap today lar ... 4 PERIODS OF LIT .. yeah rock on...
Today they paint my block WHITE ! OMFG SO SCARY ... kidding lar ... its only for the base so they can paint easier :pThey covered the whole road... yes i said road... :p ICTTTTTTEYYYYY :p
BB ( not boys brigade lar ... bye bye ) :p
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
8:08 PM
Hey :p
hey . nothing today ... lawl . pe was rather fun i can say..
anyaways guess what? i made this flourcent water from higlighter ink and it should glow in black light ( know as uv light ... u noe the light used to see invisible ink,,, purple one ..) but i dont have :(
anyawy i can teach u how to make if u want . some pics :p
Lawl . no more . sorry ...
My heart feels, my mind thinks, my body experiences, whilst i get hit by cosmic rays. I always wonder, if mankind, heals, destroy. why must we seperate, when are are a tiny spot, in the vast vacuum. Technology, who knows, the future is blurring, and it will fall back again, in eternity, as we see. :p ( WTF )
P.s u all never spam my chatbox like very boring lehhhhhhhh... :p
Monday, September 21, 2009
7:36 PM
Heyya :p
Hey ! sup ... how's today ??
Yeah ,,, today i went to ikea.... again ... but went to but hotdog only lar ...
ok then i play badminton... as usual ..
sorry today no pictures ... BUT GOT VIDEOS :p
burn burn burn :p
ok... pee-pol ... about the video ... my computer is lagging like hell and its like taking so long to upload... my apologies... tomorrow kays ...
yeah tomorrow going back to school . and exam coming ... good luck thought :p
ok to compensate ... jokes okay ...
A 10-seater plane crashed into a cemerty yesterday. Rescue workers are digging up the dead bodies. There is so far 900 bodies recovered and the number is expected to rise as they continue........
How do you make a moron laugh on sunday? tell him a joke on tuesday ...
Things you dont want to hear during an operation:
Better save that, we need for autospy.
Wait a minute; if this is his spleen, what is that?
Opps, have anyone survivied 500ml of this stuff before ?
Crap! Page 50 of the manual is missing.
Nurse, are you sure this patient signed the donation card?
Dont worry, i think its sharp enough. FIRE FIRE ! everyone run...
Could you stop that thing from beating ? Its throwing my concentration off !
Everyone stand back i lost my contact glasses.
Thats all for today ...
ByE BYE :p
Sunday, September 20, 2009
8:49 PM
hiii :p
Sup . today was okay ... i guess ... had tuition in the morning... ate lunch ... tried to remember a little of the speech . played badminton, skipping rope, went to ikea.... AGAIN ... I mean i ate subway at anchorpoint but went to ikea just to have a look around ... :p You know , i am a little scared and anxious for the upcoming exam... i guess ill have to start revising and stop using the compuer :p .... and i need to remeber the speech :( :p To all muslim students and peep-pol : Happy hari raya puasa :p have a nice day :)
yeah ... pictures... well today's one is rather random thought ... :perm... whats this again ... erm .... i dunno the plant that can eat insects...
Oh ya i have some jokes for you pee-pol. :p how about one everyday ? ... okay lets start with two ...
Defiene : " cigarette" Cigarette is where there is two ends. Burning fire at one end, and a fool at the other... ( u get it , if u dont tell me )
Why can't morons make ice cubes? cause they always forget the recipes
What will a moron do after photocopying ? Check with the original to spot mistakes... :p
What will a moron do if he needs additional piece of white paper? Photocopy a white paper .... LOL :p
Why did Tom bring 22 friends to an RA movie ? cause below 21 is not allowded... lawl...
anyawys that all ... yeah :p
Saturday, September 19, 2009
10:25 PM
*burp* :p
Hey ! Sup ! :p today was rather fun. Did homework in the morning and afternoon . Then, i went to east coast and ate a lot a lot a lot of things ( seafood )... Guess the bill ? $275 ... ( crap ) :p
anyways, i got a lot of pictures today ... and from today onwards i think im gonna being my camera along so i dont have to take pictures using my phone camera and resulting in crappy quality pictures :p
Yeah, here are the pictuers :P One of the IR(s) :p I WAS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND TAKING THE PICTURE ! nyah ... kidding :pThis dog is super big ... lawl :p
Nice sandy beach :pAbstract art :pAbstarct :pRolls Royce :p is it ? idk ...
It make no difference, you you obtain your mind and soul:p
well that it peeps ... :p nights
Friday, September 18, 2009
8:58 PM
Lawl :p
Yeah. Good news- today is the last day of the week :)
Bad news- Exam is getting closer ... yeah so revse man :p ... exam is harder than u actually thik ... i hope NOT :P
anways today i went to ikea .. again ... but wait ... THERS NO ONE THERE :P lawl
today lesson was rather fun ... i am veri happy today u know why? NO MATHS LESSON . lawl :p
anyways i have some pictures here. Yum Yum ikea meatball FTW :pEEW ... Stitch ... dont look its disgusting ... lawl :p
Yeah ... lawl . we playing captain ball with tennis ball :p i noob la go there extra only ...... Found in ikea ...
thats it :p Did i post thid before ? i forgot ...
P.S. MY KEYBOARD WAS SCREWED THATS WHY IM taking so long to post :p lawl. .. sorry
It's widening, why? Dont you want, Don't you wanna stay, where are you wandering to? The earth is the only magnetic field :(
Thursday, September 17, 2009
5:04 PM
Excited :p
Sup. :p So, today was ok... today not much homework except IH... today i stayed back to do the crap OEP...
anyways today during IH lesson, mr tan said that earth and the universe is a very good piece of engeneering ..
WTF!
Engeneering is what hamred us okays... so it shoulnt be engeneering but ... idk :p
Lawl... sorry pee-pol... today no pictures ... later must go for tuition ... EXAM IS COMING BUCK UP PEEPOLS ... :p :)
yeah ... so thats it :P
Excitetion, calls for hynosis:p
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
9:16 PM
Hey changes peepol :p
As u can see, i changed the skin :p ... Give me your feed backs on the skin PLEASE :p thanks ...
yeah, so today was rather sad i can say... Mrs Lim is leaving and is going to England ... OMFG I STILL HAVEN RETURN her the bamboo that we used for the lit play... whoops :p... lawl .
My leg hurts like shi* now . From my tighs to calf on the right leg... cause i skipped like hell. Tomorrow you will see my limping ...
Yeah man i am watching Micheal Jackson concert on channel 5 . Good old days goold old days... He ROXXXXXX ok ...
oh ya and when he performing that time, got this hardcore fan go up and hug him ... like hellll.
Today in class wrote speech... lawl .. Kenneth Tan caught cheating ... hahahahahhhahaha :p
Lets see what pics i have :p You know where this is from ? The last time recording tape ... i open it and da tha ! the tape :p Collectables ?
The micheal Jackson leaning ... on channel 5 one ... Smooth criminal... :p
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
8:29 PM
Annoyed >.<
You know whats the most annoyin that i feel like !@#$@#!$!@#$^%$^$&#$ it ?
In the internet - Im sure you have experienced this... You are an innocent boy / girl ( or is it ...:p ) and is surfing the net , playing games or learning and doing research . Suddenly , you go to a webpage and this frikkin porn ( or soft porn ) advertisement pops out and your parents see it , they thought you are ... you know ... :p
I HATE EVONY GAME ADVERTISEMENTS !!! :P
lol
so whats non - internet ? idk ... homework ? like SPEECH SPEECH RESEARCH TALK IN FRONT OF CLASS cannot see draft and write ... WTF . WTFFFFFFFFFf
lol ...
Ignorance, isn't bliss, so would you, shock back to life ?
4:34 PM
Sorry :P
Sup . Sorry i didnt post yesterday cause i went to see the doctor... :P
Yeah so today was tiring and streesful i can say . Had pe lessons and played FloorBall like some hardcore guy ... -.- : P
Then , still need to write draft for the speech . aw man ... the most irritating part...
So currently i am writing AND blogging :p hehes .. .
nyah, nothing more ... U know what ? i feel like quitting my cca but the problem is i got quite a lot of points already ( from compeitions and cousrses) ... idk if i quit , he points will still be with me :p ... or NOT ... serious idk ...
Oh ya and can u give me an english name? ... just for the fun of it ... well my friend gave my Desmond ... LAWL ... sounds common ... :p
Ill show u some pictures ... LAWL >>> teacher's editions :p Its free ! just take one !!! JUST KIDDIN :pRay broke his specs ... aw :p but it got fixed :pLAwl ...... nothing ... lameRandom picture ... :p
Arun doing "fake " sit ups ... ( from mentos advertisement ) . LOL
sorry for the low quality video ...
P.S. THE VIDEO WILL BE REMOVED UPON HIS REQUEST, GIVEN THE FACT THAT HE WAS IN THE VIDEO.
that wraps up everything :p
Hurry, light-speed
Sunday, September 13, 2009
9:00 PM
Promised :p
okayyyy let me see. i promised some pics for u didnt i ? hahahar... :p
I cant get really good things thought .
anyways, im currentl watch Deja vu on 5 ... sci - fi schow ! : p
aw crap . school school . bleh My before getting a haircut ... If u wanna see after ... tomorrow lor i tihnk i Drinking bear sia ! kidding la . this thing only 0.5% alcohol ... lollol
4:50 PM
Aw maN :p
yay -.- sup -.- *sigh* . yeah man tomorrow's school again like no other... :p well at least if there is school there is not Friggin holiday homework :',p
Today i had english tution in the morning ... bleh ... then i had haircut ... lawl... my hair was terribly long .. or is it ? haha ...
yeah i finished my holiday home ... not the maths graph thought :( today im gonna sleep early .
Oh ya , yesterday at 10pm at channel 5 watching scary movie 4 ... IT NOT EVEN SCARY . WTF . ITS DAMNNN FUNNY . i Was LAMO ( Laughing My Ass ( more of stomach ) off ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the story of the fourth part was taken from the movie " war of the world " ...
they added epic parts. AND ALSO , it was sick sick sick sick ( no porn ) BUT STILL SICK :p ( thats why i watch it ... KIDDIN :p)
so, nothing more nothing less...
hmm... lol today i dont have any juicy stuffs or juicy pics... ( erm not sick ) ...
ok i will update pics today ... i mean at night ^^
BTW, i had this wireless keyboard that i thought its spoiled ... Then i wanted to threw it away then something epic happened ( there was still battery in the board ). when i was carrying it and i hit a button, it displayed on the computer screen ... WTF.. lawl ... :p
yeah my father has this SCSI harddrive that he dosent want and i got another computer ! WOOOOOTTTT that hard driv eonly 32 gb ... but still W00T
Need you, out of sight, out of mind, out of touch, out of emotions, but inside inspiration ( WTF ? ) :p
Saturday, September 12, 2009
8:05 PM
25th national software Compeition
Sup sups . How was your day today ? tiring ? exciting ? in any case its still life right ? hahaha
Hm, lol today i went for competition ... its java programming... Didnt win anything , as expected ... but i gained experience and confidence... hohoho :p
i wanst alone , there were also sec 3 guys and other sec 1 guys. I only got half the question correct so....... :(
Oh ya i saw Shun Jie there . . .
Yeah , the champion , u can expect.... RI and hwa Chong .... Its impossible to win them okies...
lol today i play badminton, not enought ... i ran like hell around the court . ( i dont know me lah i trying to lose weight or what )
So, i am very tired now... just had my dinner .. Dont u find my post funny without pictures? LOL ":p
well here it is ... :p This is the auditorium ( crap dunno how to spell i not using linux ubuntu now so cannot correct spelling error . See this just goes to show how windows suck ... no offence :p ) VERY BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ... lol Sorry cant see anything lol ... My camera damn lousy thats all i can say . . hahaha Well this is the prize presentation of idk what school lar i forgot :p The picture speaks for itself :p
Lol . this was in the goody bag ... its a usb port extension ... Can bend one like rubix cube like that . :p
Well, hre wraps everything up .
Must, get my hands, off my computer, SELF - ControLLLLLL :''p
p.s. Updated my mixpod songs... lol like so damn long never update . will do more often kays :p
Friday, September 11, 2009
8:35 PM
:( :p :)
Hey pee-pol. Lol ... How was today? fine . It was like another ordinary day , for 2 minutes and 17 seconds. Then , me an another seven million other people brushed theet in the toilet. ( Lol , if you got watch the movie "FlashFoward" thriller on channel 5 you will know )...
Well, today i went back to school for cca and filmed movies,.... bleh ...
Today was noisy man . got workers wash our block ... water was flying around and you see mist ... lol so cool ... NOT ... ^^
Yeah man , so tomorrow im gonna go for java programming competition ( im screwed i tell u ) :p
oh ya some extra stuffs . You realise that i always put " :p " right ? watch this video...
The story i want you to hear starts from time 1.20 min... :p
JUST A WORD OF CAUTION ... THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SOME VULGARITIES AND A FEW SECONDS OF HORNY STUFFS. THERE IS NO PORN. HE IS FULLY DRESSED . ( he is damn FUNNY ) ...
So, after watching the first video , u might think that i might be the person who broke into the person's car . Teehee :p This photo was taken in subway . This man apparently is working for windows vista ( the words on the shirt is windows Vista . lets do picture discussion ). I hope the person who took this picture is nto sick cause ... nvm ... Are you smarter than a 5th grader ? Lol million dollar question sia ... but he didnt get it lor he got 500,000 dollar ! US . OMFG SO MUCH .. lol :P Oh you know i told you abotu the washing blobk thingy right ... they make a lift by putting strings from the roof top and then got this machine thingy ... they stop work already ... i go pull the sting . guai lan right .. :p
The lift thingy ... lol .
that wraps up for today ... :p
Isnt technology, widening us ? :p
Thursday, September 10, 2009
4:56 PM
Ho HO ho.
Hey . sup ? today was , well i dont know what to say but , fun and boring and tiring ? lol :p
At 9 am we went for Ih make up lessons . Lol. Mr tan was RATHER funny . Then after that , me and anas went to Negee Ann poly for competition. When we went there, there we had luch . from 1pm to 3 pm we had this " animation crap course" . The teacher let us choose if we watned to go for designing or programming and i just said designing cause the other two irritating freaks chose programming so ... : p ( anas and i do design while the other two do progarmming okays )
We used mac ( FTW ) and there was this board that we can draw on and the things that we draw on will appear on the computer. pretty cool huh ? The programe that we used was i think story telle rpro or sketchbook IDK OK ... :p
U know what to expect right , dont u ? its like duh pics :Pppp We alighted at Dover and took bus there. Beside Dover was another poly ( sing ppoly ) . LAWl ploys ploys ... :p
Idk what this is la . Looks like some kinnda painting? erm i mean . YES IT IS ! loL :p Me and anas draw one . I only did 1 / 4 of the drawing . . . Lol :: p
I draw one ... Lol ... Looks like sh**Anas draw one . SO NIceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 100 times better than mine :p
Inspiration, drawing, all come together, as one, forms, something legible... :p
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
9:38 PM
Special day
Hey . you know that today is a very special day ? cause its 09/09/09 ... :P
Lol may all yr dreams come true . In chinese, jiu jiu jiu ( long long long ) oh dont call the police with 999 :Ppp spam call . jk la .
you know i have one wish . may sound lame but , still , i hope that the earth will not be sick and no more global warming . Lol . idk .. Hope ppl will not solve environmental problems with technology . Technology is the thing that harmed ppl in the first place...
It was, graceful, indeed :P
8:45 PM
Supp :p
Lol. Today was just homework homework homework. tried to do most of it la. Lol. And today was borrrring ... anyways, guess what , now i have linux Debian ... cool ehhh :p ( ya la dont know right ?)
Lol today i had dinner at Ikea. So crowded like some ants fighting over .. erm ... tables ... But in the end i still found a seat :p FTW!
yeah man PICTURES !!! ( you know i have like some kinnda symdrom that i am like addicted to pictures. It just , just , *sigh* undescribleable . Lawl ...
This is light from ikea restaurant . Didnt know that eh ? Lol thats why u must always look at life from a different perspective ... :p Some lame person drinking ikea stuff . In the room somemore .. must kill that person . LLLLOLOLOLOLOL ... LMAO :p
Tragidy, might pose, a legacy :p ( wtf did i just write ? )